• <p dir="ltr"> Me: *pulls into parking lot* Brace yourself. Humiliation is coming. <br>
  • Me: *goes into store* WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE<br>
  • Me: *approuches tampon aisle* Just grab one and run. <br>
  • Me: these ones! <br>
  • Me: WAIT those are cheaper!! <br>
  • Me: but the commercial for them was really demeaning to women *throws them onto ground* <br>
  • Me: Crap. People are starting to look at you. Just grab one. <br>
  • Me: Ok. Just go to the checkout. You can do this. <br>
  • Me: AHHH attractive man alert. HOLD THEM BEHIND YOU. <br>
  • Me: No ANOTHER ONE hold them in front you. <br>
  • Me: Are you freaking kidding me now there's three of them. <br>
  • Me: WHAT ABOUT ME BUYING TAMPONS TURNS THE GROCERY STORE INTO AN ATTRACTIVE MAN WATERING HOLE! <br>
  • Me: *reaches checkout* oh great. The cashier is an attractive man. Why am I not surprised? <br>
  • Cashier: Did you find everything ok. <br>
  • Me: *stares at ground in embarrassed shame* <br>
  • Cashier: Would you like a bag for that? <br>
  • Me: Nah, I WANT TO WAVE IT AROUND LIKE A BLOODY FLAG! <br>
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  • Cashier: Uhm. Well thank you for shopping at Safeway, miss. <br>
  • Me: Don't speak to me you pathetic peice of scum.<br>
  • Me: *runs through parking lot* <br>
  • Me: *gets into car* <br>
  • Me: *cries*<br>
  • </p>
  • Reblog if you think David Tennant is beautiful!

    malfoyinthetardis:

    pondlifeforme:

    eldunariliduen:

    metatheta:

    malfoyinthetardis:

    PLEASE, I’m proving a point to this guy.

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    Wait, wait…this has to be PROVEN to someone?? LOOK AT THIS FACE^^

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  • Person: What do you think of indecisive people?
  • Me: Hmm I'm not sure.